
I'D KILL FOR A WHOPPER
Fasting is a practice with great cultural background. It is a ritual long practiced throughout history, in that it purifies the subject and elevates our senses, bringing us closer to God.
Knights would fast and pray for an entire night before putting on armor.
Moses fasted for forty days and nights back to back before God came to him with the ten commandments.
I myself am fasting to purify my body... not of sin or guilt, but of the tiny, hellspawned intestinal incubus who is currently turning my organs into liquid shit.
As a person who refuses to partake of the pharmaceutical industry's libations and rememdies, my only course of action is to abstain from ingesting anything except water. I am feeling... a little weaker, and yes, the appeal of junk food grows by the hour.
But I am stronger then nature! My only solace is picturing the little bugs in my small intestine slowly die of starvation... Calcutta-esque renditions of my duodenum, with the little buggers gasping, "Foood... fooood..."
I delight in the anguish of mine enemies.

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Starving + scrappy + depressed = Artist
Starving + scrappy + angry = Soldier with a brush
I'm a goddamn soldier.
Trust me, it is awesome!
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"Political correctness has changed everything. People forget, that even political correctness itself used to be called 'spastic-gaytalk'"
Frankie Boyle
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Starving + scrappy + depressed = Artist
Starving + scrappy + angry = Soldier with a brush
I'm a goddamn soldier.
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Starving + scrappy + depressed = Artist
Starving + scrappy + angry = Soldier with a brush
I'm a goddamn soldier.
Speaking of fasting, its documented somewhere of a woman who doesn't eat or drink anything and is in perfect health. Its referred to in the book "the holographic universe" by Michael Talbot. Excellent read if you are interested in a scientific theory to our existance as energy.
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My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
Then it turns your shit black; which is weird.
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"Political correctness has changed everything. People forget, that even political correctness itself used to be called 'spastic-gaytalk'"
Frankie Boyle
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