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Fasting Kills Pussycats

Tue Oct 6, 2009, 6:54 AM
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I'D KILL FOR A WHOPPER

Fasting is a practice with great cultural background. It is a ritual long practiced throughout history, in that it purifies the subject and elevates our senses, bringing us closer to God.

Knights would fast and pray for an entire night before putting on armor.

Moses fasted for forty days and nights back to back before God came to him with the ten commandments.

I myself am fasting to purify my body... not of sin or guilt, but of the tiny, hellspawned intestinal incubus who is currently turning my organs into liquid shit.

As a person who refuses to partake of the pharmaceutical industry's libations and rememdies, my only course of action is to abstain from ingesting anything except water. I am feeling... a little weaker, and yes, the appeal of junk food grows by the hour.

But I am stronger then nature! My only solace is picturing the little bugs in my small intestine slowly die of starvation... Calcutta-esque renditions of my duodenum, with the little buggers gasping, "Foood... fooood..."

I delight in the anguish of mine enemies.

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  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: UNKLE
  • Reading: A Short History of Almost Everything
  • Watching: House M.D. Season 6
  • Playing: Lunar Silver Star Story Complete
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water

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:icontrialsze:
I have fasted for a week at a time buddy so I feel your pain. Although after the second day it isn't that bad. You don't start to miss food. Hope it can clean you out my friend.
:iconaentheartist:
Thanks :)... *faint*

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:icongrampsart:
Dude - pepto-bismol = win

Trust me, it is awesome!

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Does Pepto kill Umbrella-Corp. level-5 contagions? 'cause that's what's having a party in my intestines.

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:icondante-picasso:
Pepto tastes funny but works most of the time. Heartburn, nausea, indigestion! Upset stomach! Diarrhea! As the song goes :p

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Ugh, I try it, but I feel all corked up with it... better then nothing, I suppose.

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:iconriaining:
Love the journal entry, kind of educational now that I think about it. I never thought about it as a way to jumpstart a healthy lifestyle.

Speaking of fasting, its documented somewhere of a woman who doesn't eat or drink anything and is in perfect health. Its referred to in the book "the holographic universe" by Michael Talbot. Excellent read if you are interested in a scientific theory to our existance as energy.

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:icongrampsart:
Yeah, trust me it works fucking wonders. It's like a magical elixir - you can feel it slide all the way down your intestines and coating them with pink magic.

Then it turns your shit black; which is weird.

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